Andersonisms

Bronwyn,

I took your little brother to the game last night (Fluminense....we played better but tied 0-0) and, because it was just the two of us with no other listening buffers, you know we had some special one on one conversations.  Here are just a few that I remember.

Anderson: "What's the difference between probably and maybe."

Me: "I don't know."

Anderson: "Probably is mostly yes and maybe is half yes and half no."

Me: "Really? Who told you that?"

Anderson: "Ansley."

Me: "Cool."

Anderson: "And pretty much is fifty percent yes."

Anderson: "Is it okay to call someone twit? Is that a bad word?"

Me: "Where did you hear that word?"

Anderson: "Sponge Bob."

Me: "Well it's not really a bad word but it might make someone feel bad if you called them that."

Anderson: "Is it just like jerk?"

Me: "Yes."

Anderson: "JUST like jerk?"

Me: "Pretty much."

Anderson: (talking about his substitute teacher yesterday) "Can you believe she's the size of a midget and she's 26 years old?"

Me: "Look at that guy above the stadium in that box (like a press box) looking at the game. I think it would be cool to be up that high to watch the game."

Anderson: "Do you think it's Falcão?"

Me: "I don't know but if it is then maybe he's got his monkey with him (remember our previous conversation?)."

Anderson: "I think his monkey died."

Inter and Anderson. It's a great combo. 

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